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Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Shirley Jump

even opened the box?" She parked her fists on her trim little hips. "I have had a very bad day." "Well, so have I." He grinned. "But you just made me laugh, so it's starting to improve." She gave him a glare. "I don't find this funny." He raised the can — Shirley Jump

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Ernest Bevin

If you open that Pandora's Box you never know what Trojan 'orses will jump out. — Ernest Bevin

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Ludivine Sagnier

It's funny because I remember when I came to the U.S. with 'Swimming Pool,' the movie did well, and it was great box office for a French movie, but I remember I was a bit upset because all people talked to me about was the nudity. — Ludivine Sagnier

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Bill Bailey

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box. — Bill Bailey

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Lana Parrilla

I never liked apples. In fact, when I was a little girl, my mom wanted to give me apples in my lunch box and I would ask for green peppers. So bizarre ... It's funny - I don't have an apple a day, but I can say that I have a few a week. — Lana Parrilla

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo

Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Jussi Adler-Olsen

He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Renita D'Silva

I wash the clothes, rinse them and then scrub them again. Will that square little box do that? I am not using any fancy machines when my hands will do. — Renita D'Silva

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Christine Manzari

Well don't get your hopes up," I warned. "I'm a lot more trouble than i'm worth."
"I don't doubt that," he said, indicating my box of junk.
"What did you do to get sent here?"
"I can't tell you."
"Because then you'd have to kill me. — Christine Manzari

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Dora J. Arod

I had a dream about you. You had no skin or muscle on your face, and to try to conceal your bare skull you liberally applied lipstick and makeup. Your birthday was coming up, and I knew you were probably sensitive about parties that emphasize the aging process, so I decided to box up your gift in a coffin and wrap it with black wrapping paper. I got you the best gift ever too - a hooker, who happened to be dead, because that enabled me to procure a sizeable discount. — Dora J. Arod

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Mitch Hedberg

I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into the battery compartment. From an outsider's point of view, it looks like I've got it all wrong. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Kesha

I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people. — Kesha

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Tabatha Vargo

I silently wished to be a car-I was big enough to be one. I wanted to imagine myself purring every time Devin got inside me and took me for a ride. Unfortunately, all I could see was me drunk with chocolate smeared across my face singing the Transformer's intro "Robots in Disguise!" into Shannon's broken box fan. — Tabatha Vargo

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Elle Parker

Now all I have to worry about is what might crawl out of the darkness to get me in the night."
"Yeah, well, I think there's a box of doughnuts under the chair. You can toss those to distract it. — Elle Parker

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Jessica Khoury

You won't tell?"
"I'll add it to the box under my bed labeled 'The Secret Confession of the Immortal Pia'. Good Lord, girl, don't look so mortified. There's not actually a box. — Jessica Khoury

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Spuds Crawford

Science and discovery, especially in the field of non-abnormal pediatric mysteries, is built on the work of those who have been sneezed on before us. Causation and rationale may someday be reached, but until then it is the heartwarming and parental nature of the journey that drives us on; well, that and a fresh box of Kleenex. — Spuds Crawford

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Marissa Meyer

You mean she doesn't intend to blow me up before the ceremony?" said Kai,taking the box."How disappointing. — Marissa Meyer

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Courtney C. Stevens

Funny how people value eyes, when really, their colors are super limited. I doubt anyone would enjoy a new box of crayons if they came only in eye-color shades. — Courtney C. Stevens

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Anthony Liccione

They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world. — Anthony Liccione

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By M.J. McGuire

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap. — M.J. McGuire

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Nichole Chase

Can you just kill me? Carry me out in a box?" I looked up at her. "Do you even have a gun?""What kind of bodyguard would I be if I needed a gun to kill someone?" Becca smiled — Nichole Chase

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Robert Osborne

Lana Turner was adorable and funny. Jimmy Stewart was such a nice person. I quickly realized that if you're not a nice person, you're not going to last in this business. I mean, once your box office starts to drop off, like Veronica Lake, they'll get rid of you fast. — Robert Osborne

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Cynthia D'Aprix Sweeney

This is nice,' Melody said, picking up a red leather box with a vintage watch inside.
'Yes, it is nice. It's the watch I gave Walker as a wedding gift.'
'He gave it back?'
'Actually, he sold it back to the person I bought it from who alerted me and I reacquired it.'
'I'm sorry. That sounds upsetting.'
'It was. Very. Especially since he sold the watch to buy combs for my long hair and without knowing what he had done I sold my hair to buy a leather case for this watch. — Cynthia D'Aprix Sweeney

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Nichole Bernier

That's the funny thing about people who don't fit into a box. They grow to infiltrate everything and when they suddenly go missing they are missing everywhere. — Nichole Bernier

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Milton Jones

I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV! — Milton Jones

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding! — Jeff Foxworthy

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Dominic Monaghan

The number one thing for me is diversity. I always want to ensure that people can't put me in a box. I can play a bad guy, I can play a good guy, I can play a good bad guy, I can be the host of a show, I can be serious, and I can be funny. — Dominic Monaghan

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Funny people, the Swiss," he said. "While the rest of us hide our sins, they stuff theirs with liqueur, wrap them in silver paper, add a ribbon, and sell them at the price of gold. The prefect has just sent me a huge box of chocolates from Zurich, — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Nenia Campbell

Boys," Lindsay agreed, nodding. "What doesn't get lost in translation?"
"Things with the letter X in front of them," Rachel posited. "Like X-Box. And X-rated movies. — Nenia Campbell

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By James Patterson

I found this, though," Gazzy said excitedly, holding up a small green box. "Gas-X! Like, 'X' for explosion! This is great! I'm thinking I rig this with a detonator and-"
"Did you find that in the medicine cabinet?" Dylan asked.
"Yeah."
"It's for upset stomachs," Dylan said, trying to hide a smile. He pointed to the words on the box. "It's to reduce gas in you digestive system, not to create more gas to make explosions."
Gazzy's face fell as Iggy said, "Really? Gazzy, take it! Take the whole box! — James Patterson

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Juan Miguel Sevilla

It's funny how love can fit inside a brown cardboard box. With relationships, people often think that things pile up. But when it ends, they're surprised how few these things turn out to be. Or at least, how few things they are willing to let go of. — Juan Miguel Sevilla

Funny Think Outside The Box Quotes By Rhiannon McGavin

I'm never growing up, I'll just sit in the corner of time and sip my juice box petulantly and judge your terrible Hamlet adaptations. — Rhiannon McGavin

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Welcome back to the Jargon Jar! If you’re here for the first time, make sure to read our introductory Jargon Jar post, which explains the purpose of this series and why you can’t think outside the box anymore. In past installments, we circled back on corporate clichés and banished best-in-breed.

Today, we examine a widely-used (and despised) metaphor to describe creative process, ‘think outside the box,’ then break out of it like Andy Dufresne.

Image of the sealed Jargon Jar, containing papers inside with jargon buzzwords and phrases. Today's entry will be think outside the box.

What does think outside the box really mean?

Translation: Think differently, unconventionally, or from a new perspective.

Ah, the ‘box.’ We’ve all heard of it, in countless contexts. As Fast Company summarized in 1995, the phrase think outside the box likely originated in the 1970s or 1980s among corporate consultants, who would test clients by drawing nine dots on a piece of paper in the shape of a square, then ask the clients to connect the dots—without lifting their pen, and using only four lines.

Anyone who has played this lateral-thinking game knows that the solution lies, somewhat counterintuitively, in drawing new lines outside of the square nine-dot arrangement. Thus, the common refrain from consultant to client, ‘think outside the box,’ was born. The puzzle only seems difficult because people imagine a boundary around the edges of the dots.

Today the phrase has become a cliché widely used in business environments, especially in corporate consulting and creative/advertising industries. The metaphorical ‘box’ connotes a real, defined limit, and thinking beyond those constraints can produce radical, original creative ideas. Or so we think.

Why is it so bad?

The ‘box’ metaphor carries a flaw from the start: asking someone to think outside of the box presupposes that a person is inside the box to begin with. And telling someone that they’re boxed-in is a great way to make them feel anxious, stressed, and pressured.

What is the box? Where is the box? Why am I even in one? Uh oh. How do I get out?

Funny enough, psychologists have seemingly disproven the core premise of today’s cliché: that thinking outside the box spurs creativity. When researchers tested the aforementioned nine-dot game against a sample audience by instructing them to draw outside the lines—in essence, revealing the trick in advance—they found that only 25% of the group solved the puzzle, a statistical wash compared to sample groups with no prior hints at the solution. Direct and explicit instructions to think outside the box did not help audiences think more creatively.

Moreover, think outside the box has become so tired and so prevalent that simply using the phrase exposes an embarrassing irony. If you’re telling someone else to think outside the box, you’re just proving that you’re stuck in a rhetorical box yourself and too clueless to escape.

So what should I say instead?

Be bold instead of boxed-in. If a coworker or partner needs to think about a problem differently and produce unusual ideas, then challenge them to do so! Say “Let’s remove structure from this. Think freely, and come up with something unusual.” That’s a bit more specific, since you’re establishing new parameters and encouraging the unexpected.

Even better, remove the pressure from another person’s shoulders of having to think up something from scratch. Reframe it as an encounter: Tell them to imagine they’re wandering through an outdoor market in a foreign city, and looking for that one special trinket that catches their eye. It takes a weight off to not have to make something, but rather to just stumble upon it.

And if you’re married to the box metaphor, then at the very least stop telling people to think outside of it. Take action! Tell them to stomp on the box. Paint the box. Shred the box. Bury the box, or even just kick the box really hard. That will do more to inspire someone to discard conventional thinking and try something radical.

Into the jar you go

Image of hand depositing a piece of paper that reads think outside the box into the open Jargon Jar

Think outside the box and get inside that jar, cliché. We’re sealing you away for good, while we go focus on original, unconventional thinking elsewhere.

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Catch up on past installments of the Jargon Jar by clicking the links below:

Don’t You Dare Leverage This: Welcome to the Jargon Jar
Push the Envelope, then Seal It Away
Let’s Touch Base Offline, then Never Do It Again
Bandwidth: Do You Have Enough, Human?
Circle Back on This Later, Then Stop Circling
How to Destroy a Best-in-Breed Vocabulary

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Thinking Outside The Box Jokes

Thinking outside the box

Fresh out of gift ideas, a man buys his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her next birthday, he buys her nothing, so she phones him, furious.
"What are you complaining about?" he fires back. "You still haven't used the present I gave you last year."

Video Games need to start thinking outside the box when it comes to in-game character names...

I'm getting real sick and tired of always protecting some girl named Ally.

All these years of Nintendo thinking outside the box

Turns out they should've been thinking *about* the box!

*At my boss's funeral, kneeling and whispering at coffin*

"Who's thinking outside the box now Karin?"

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You Gotta Hand It To The Person Who Came Up With Oral Sex.

They were really thinking outside the box.

A mime got fired.

He got caught thinking outside the box at his workplace.

I interviewed a homeless man, asked him where he saw himself in 5 years.

I gave him points for thinking outside the box

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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Think Outside The Box Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 32 Think Outside The Box Funny Quotes

#1. It's funny how love can fit inside a brown cardboard box. With relationships, people often think that things pile up. But when it ends, they're surprised how few these things turn out to be. Or at least, how few things they are willing to let go of. - Author: Juan Miguel Sevilla
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#2. I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV! - Author: Milton Jones
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#3. I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." - Author: Steven Wright
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#4. Now all I have to worry about is what might crawl out of the darkness to get me in the night."
"Yeah, well, I think there's a box of doughnuts under the chair. You can toss those to distract it. - Author: Elle Parker
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#5. Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in the penalty box! - Author: Rob Sheffield
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#6. Can you just kill me? Carry me out in a box?" I looked up at her. "Do you even have a gun?""What kind of bodyguard would I be if I needed a gun to kill someone?" Becca smiled - Author: Nichole Chase
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#7. It's a game box. They were invented so teenagers wouldn't have to talk to grownups. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#8. I turned around to see Jim standing in the aisle with a smirk and a box of tampons in his hand.
Very funny asshole. Looks like you're on the rag this week. Make sure to get yourself some Midol and a copy of Terms of Endearment so you can have yourself a good cry. - Author: Tara Sivec
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#9. Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists. - Author: Matshona Dhliwayo
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#10. I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people. - Author: Kesha
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#11. I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it. - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#12. Lana Turner was adorable and funny. Jimmy Stewart was such a nice person. I quickly realized that if you're not a nice person, you're not going to last in this business. I mean, once your box office starts to drop off, like Veronica Lake, they'll get rid of you fast. - Author: Robert Osborne
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#13. It's funny because I remember when I came to the U.S. with 'Swimming Pool,' the movie did well, and it was great box office for a French movie, but I remember I was a bit upset because all people talked to me about was the nudity. - Author: Ludivine Sagnier
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#14. When Matthew merely stared at him, Jackson reached into the weapon box and pulled out a sheathed machete, handing it to the boy.
Matthew laughed and dropped it. - Author: Kresley Cole
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#15. There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box. - Author: Bill Bailey
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#16. They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world. - Author: Anthony Liccione
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#17. even opened the box?" She parked her fists on her trim little hips. "I have had a very bad day." "Well, so have I." He grinned. "But you just made me laugh, so it's starting to improve." She gave him a glare. "I don't find this funny." He raised the can - Author: Shirley Jump
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#18. I could still box your ears."
"Nonsense," he scoffed. "You couldn't reach that high. - Author: Anne Gracie
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#19. You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding! - Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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#20. He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise. - Author: Jussi Adler-Olsen
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#21. I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into the battery compartment. From an outsider's point of view, it looks like I've got it all wrong. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#22. You won't tell?"
"I'll add it to the box under my bed labeled 'The Secret Confession of the Immortal Pia'. Good Lord, girl, don't look so mortified. There's not actually a box. - Author: Jessica Khoury
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#23. Well don't get your hopes up," I warned. "I'm a lot more trouble than i'm worth."
"I don't doubt that," he said, indicating my box of junk.
"What did you do to get sent here?"
"I can't tell you."
"Because then you'd have to kill me. - Author: Christine Manzari
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#24. The special effects team designed everything, which basically allowed me to stand on a green box and look and stay relatively expressionless and all these machines did the acting for me. Just the way I like it (laughs) - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#25. Although it seems shocking to say so, grief is a funny thing. On the one hand, you're numb, yet on the other, something inside is trying desperately to claw its way back to normal: to pull a funny face, to leap out like a jack-in-the-box, to say Smile, damn you, smile! - Author: Alan Bradley
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#26. I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap. - Author: M.J. McGuire
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#27. There's a little bit of magic in every box! - Author: Adam Rex
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#28. Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly. - Author: Leah Broadby
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#29. The number one thing for me is diversity. I always want to ensure that people can't put me in a box. I can play a bad guy, I can play a good guy, I can play a good bad guy, I can be the host of a show, I can be serious, and I can be funny. - Author: Dominic Monaghan
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#30. I wash the clothes, rinse them and then scrub them again. Will that square little box do that? I am not using any fancy machines when my hands will do. - Author: Renita D'Silva
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#31. You mean she doesn't intend to blow me up before the ceremony?" said Kai,taking the box."How disappointing. - Author: Marissa Meyer
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#32. That's the funny thing about people who don't fit into a box. They grow to infiltrate everything and when they suddenly go missing they are missing everywhere. - Author: Nichole Bernier
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